ultimately i think the reason i don’t take a deeper dive into scp stuff is because nothing will ever live up to scp 5031
it starts with Edgy Murder Monster (Who Is Weird) standard fare and then ten or so diagrams later you are like. profoundly emotionally invested. and then you get to the last sentence which makes you cry irl
researcher 1: this right here is a murderbeast. lock it in the shame cube and never pay attention to it
me: yeah okay. it’s a keter scp what did i expect.
researcher 2, ten years later: i never met researcher 1 but he was a Bitch. anyway i want to know if scp5031 can befriend a chicken.
me, already reaching for the tissues,
I’m actually gonna go ahead and link to 5031 just to try to encourage even one more person to enjoy what’s got to be one of the greatest literary achievements of the past decade.
my only further thoughts that i want to express shall be expressed through these memes
And if you think racism ended already, at what point during this did it end?
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An Instagram post by “no__ugh”. It reads:
“When you enslave black people but they gain liberty so you go to war but you lose so you segregate black people but they don’t disappear so you lynch black people but they form self defense squads so you declare those terrorist organizations but their calls for equality gain popularity so you shoot their leader but they don’t disappear so you settle them in houses full of toxic lead but they don’t all die so you train cops to kill them instead but they protest it so you ask why they keep complaining”
end post. The description reads:
“This is it. This is THE post”
end description. The post has been “Liked by quaalitty [double A, double T] and 810 others.”
